Nippon Manju

Il Giappone è un paese meraviglioso, dove sono in grado di partorire capolavori come questo:

Ladybaby – Nippon Manju

Nippon manju

Welcome to Nippon
Welcome to Nippon

Hyakka Ryoran kawaii mono
Kosume kosupure bakubai OK
Donki bireban bikkuro konbini
Doko mo anshin anzen nan desu

Kyoto Tokyo goju no tawaa (yoisho!)
Kobe Osaka Taiyou Tawaa (wasshoi!)
Fuji Asahiyama safari paaku (yossha!)
Nippon zenkoku kawaii gaaru (ohamohamo!)

Aisukuriimu sukuriimu
Shinhatsubai nanoni urigire dai
Pan ga nai nara keeki de
Sou da odango ga nai nara omanjuu

Dougo Ginzan Atami onsen (ii jan!)
Touya Akanko Arima onsen (ee yan!)
I know you know kanou
senshitsu senisoushitsu
Heiwa

Enjoy saa enjoy
Nipponsei no bunka wo tanoshinde ne ajiwatte ne
Chika kara teppen made aishite ne
Nanchatte nante ganbatteiru uchi ni
Senpai mo honmono mo honke mo ganso mo koechatteku no

Anime nuudoru aidoru aikon
Biifu baagaa chokoleto

Amasugiru dake ja akirarechau no
Nakami ni wa chanto man ga anno
Banira no matsuri pinku no paatii
Yurufuwa na kyara no pakkeeji

Nagoya Fukuoka Sukaitsurii Tawa (Poppu!)
Sapporo Kinjito Koukoku Tawa (LADYBABY de)
Omotesando gyouretsu desu (mou iccho!)
Nippon seifuku chou kawaii gaaru

Enjoy saa enjoy
Nipponsei no bunka wo tanoshinde ne ajiwatte ne
Chika kara teppen made aishite ne
Nanchatte nante ganbatteiru uchi ni
Senpai mo honmono mo honke mo ganso mo koechatteku no

Kamera chikatetsu toire hiiro
Kuruma saihou LED

Nippon guu asobi ni oide
Nippon guu welcome oide
Nippon guu lollipop kyandi
Nippon guu guu choki paa choki
Piisu

:::::Guitar Solo:::::

Enjoy saa enjoy
Nipponsei no bunka wo tanoshinde ne ajiwatte ne
Chika kara teppen made aishite ne
Genki ga nainda sonna toki mo sumairu de
Kasegunda tamerunda ninki to gaika to sokojikara

Nippon no yosa tsumekonda manju wo
Omiyage ni tsuretette ne
Sora koe umi koe sekaiju
Nanchatte nante ganbatteiru uchi ni
Senpai mo honmono mo honke mo ganso mo koechatteku no

Anime nuudoru aidoru aikon
Biifu baagaa chokoleto (oishii jan)
Kamera chikatetsu toire hiiro
Kuruma saihou LED (zanshin jan)
Anime nuudoru aidoru aikon
Biifu baagaa chokoleto (saikou jan)
Kamera chikatetsu toire hiiro
Kuruma saihou LED

Left Is The New Right

Dopo oltre due anni dall’ultima pubblicazione, Uiscmaster Production ritorna con una nuova opera. Buona visione!

Left is the New Right

Per chi non cogliesse la citazione, si tratta di un tributo/parodia della celebre serie TV Orange is the New Black

Jesus and Dinosaurs

Un’altra serie tv animata si è presa gioco di Jasoo: Brickleberry!

Jesus and Dinosaurs

Christmas Carol

Senza dilungarsi troppo in ciance, Buon Nasale a tutti

Christmas Carol

The Holy Quran Experiment

Dopo i fatti avvenuti a Parigi poche settimane fa, è più che lecito porsi delle domande su cosa sia il Corano e di cosa vi si parli. Molti danno per scontato che in questo testo sacro vengano svilite la figura femminile, che si inneggi alla violenza. In questo video avrete la conferma di tutto questo… oppure no?

The Holy Quran Experiment

Fireworks

Un artista che mi ha sempre dato l’idea di poter offrire spunto per degli stupri musicali è Katy Perry. Dopo una difficile ricerca la scelta cade sulla versione di Leo Moracchioli della hit Fireworks.

Katy Perry – Versione originale

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?

Do you ever feel already buried deep six feet under?
Screams but no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there’s still a chance for you
‘Cause there’s a spark in you?

You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July
‘Cause, baby, you’re a firework
Come on, show ‘em what you’re worth
Make ‘em go, “Aah, aah, aah”
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you’re a firework
Come on, let your colours burst
Make ‘em go, “Aah, aah, aah”
You’re gonna leave ‘em all in awe, awe, awe

You don’t have to feel like a wasted space
You’re original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow

Maybe a reason why all the doors are closed
So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will glow
And when it’s time you’ll know

You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July

‘Cause, baby, you’re a firework
Come on, show ‘em what you’re worth
Make ‘em go, “Aah, aah, aah”
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you’re a firework
Come on, let your colours burst
Make ‘em go, “Aah, aah, aah”
You’re gonna leave ‘em all in awe, awe, awe

Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
It’s always been inside of you, you, you
And now it’s time to let it through-ough-ough

‘Cause, baby, you’re a firework
Come on, show ‘em what you’re worth
Make ‘em go, “Aah, aah, aah”
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you’re a firework
Come on, let your colours burst
Make ‘em go, “Aah, aah, aah”
You’re gonna leave ‘em all in awe, awe, awe

Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon

Leo Moracchioli – Versione pestata

Crozza e la Bibbia

Dopo un’infinità di comici (ovviamente solo stranieri, per lo più americani e inglesi), qualcun altro scopre l’acqua calda: citare la Bibbia come fonte di morale non è proprio il massimo. Ci hai messo un po’ Crozza, ma ti perdoniamo il ritardo.

Chiesa e Società. nel monologo di Maurizio Crozza

Rasputin

A distanza di oltre due anni torniamo con la rubrica Metallizzazione. Stavolta la vittima è il gruppo Boney M, divenuto famoso per Daddy Cool.

Boney M. – Versione Originale

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia’s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she’d heard the things he’d done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

“This man’s just got to go!” declared his enemies
But the ladies begged “Don’t you try to do it, please”
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they’re not to blame
“Come to visit us” they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia’s greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said “I feel fine”

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn’t quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia’s greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

(Spoken:) Oh, those Russians…

Turisas – Versione Folk Metal

 

Non capisco, chiamo cuoco: Vacanze in Cina 2015

Per la prima volta in vita mia, sono uscito dal continente europeo, per visitare la Cina (Shanghai e Sanya). Ecco il resoconto di questa simpatica avventura:

Non capisco, chiamo cuoco – Vacanze in Cina 2015

Ten Seconds Song

Curiosi di sapere come suonerebbe un brano dei Linkin Park reinterpretato da Korn, Queen o Boys II Men?
Ecco la risposta: