Axis of Awesome – What Would Jesus Do?

Pubblicato: 5 giugno 2010 in Musica, Satira Religiosa
Life isn’t always easy
It isn’t always fun
When you lose direction
Your world can come undone
When you’re in need of guidance
And help is over you
You might ask yourself this question
What Would Jesus Do?
If you were at a party
And the host ran out of wine
He’d make some more with magic
And bring on back good times
But in this situation
You couldn’t see it trough
He’s the son of God
And he shits all over youYou can’t do
what Jesus can do
You’re the King of Nothing
and he’s the King of Jews
He knows every magic trick,
you only know a few
Don’t even bother asking
What would Jesus do?Can you heal a leper?
Or feed the crowd with fish and bread?
Can you walk on water?
Did you rise from the dead?
And did you give your life up
to save humans from bad luck
Were you born on virgin birth
or did your parents.. have sex

You can’t do
what Jesus can do
He had twelve apostles
and no one follows you
When faced with dilemma
Let logic guide you through
What kind of dickhead wonders
What would Jesus do?

When Jesus was betrayed
And robbed of all his trust
He used His laser vision
And turn Judas into dust
When Lois Lane was dying
Jesus held her in His arms
He flew backwards round the world
To keep her save from harm
When Jesus tours the country
In His Rock n’ Roll band Kiss
A thousands cheer his music
Even tough it’s hit the miss

You can’t do
what Jesus can do
Jesus shits all over you
There are three of
Him, and there’s only one of you
And Jesus can fly
He can cure a blind man,
you can’t cure the flu
He’s a zombie wizard
who also knows kung-fu

So next time you’re in trouble
Thinking in What Would Jesus do
Try not to forget
He’s a million, billion, trillion times
Better than you

God gave Rock n’ Roll to you,
Gave Rock n’ Roll to you,
Gave Rock n’ Roll to everyone,
God gave Rock n’ Roll to you,
Gave Rock n’ Roll to you,
Put it in the soul of everyone

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