I perform this way

Pubblicato: 23 giugno 2011 in Humor, Musica

A distanza di non so più quanto tempo, una segnalazione un po’ OT rispetto al trend di questo blog.
Direi che per un ritorno in grande stile del supremo Weird Al Yankovic, si può anche fare uno strappo alla regola.

Weird Al Yankovic – I Perform This Way (Lady Gaga’s parody)

My mama told me when I was hatched
Act like a superstar
Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
And someday you will go far

Now on red carpets, well, I’m hard to miss
The press follows everywhere I go
I’ll poke your eye out with a dress like this
Back off and enjoy the show!

I’m sure my critics will say it’s a grotesque display
Well, they can bite me, baby — I perform this way
I might be wearin’ Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees
It doesn’t mean I’m crazy — I perform this way

Ooo, my little monsters pay… lots ‘cause I perform this way
Baby, I perform this way
Ooo, don’t worry, I’m okay… hey, I just perform this way
I’m not crazy, I perform this way

I’ll be a troll or evil queen
I’ll be a human jelly bean
‘Cause every day is Halloween
For me…

I’m so completely original
My new look is all the rage
I’ll wrap my small intestines ‘round my neck
And set fire to myself on stage

I’ll wear a porcupine on my head
On a W-H-I-M
And for no reason now I’ll sing in French
Excusez-moi, Qui a pété?

Got my straight jacket today, it’s made of gold lamé
No, not because I’m crazy – I perform this way
I strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat
I’ll bet you’ve never seen a skirt steak worn this way

Don’t be offended when you see
My latest pop monstrosity
I’m strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
I’m Frankenstein, I’m Avatar

There’s nothing too embarrassing
I’ll honestly do anything
But wear white after Labor Day
‘Cause baby, I perform this way

Hope you won’t think it’s cliché if I go nude today
Don’t call the cops now, baby, I perform this way
No reason I should regret all the attention I get
I’m not completely crazy, I perform this way, yeah

I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
I’m always deviating from the norm this way-hey
I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
I’m really not insane — I just perform this way-hey

  1. lector ha detto:

    Dove son finite le foto di “Eresie”?

  2. Sandro ha detto:

    Ho lasciato un link di rimando nella homepage proprio perchè windows live space subisce aggiornamenti che non riesco a tenere sotto controllo. È la foto verdino chiaro che c’è in alto a sinistra. Tra l’altro ho anche creato una pagina su facebook per pubblicizzarla un po’.


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