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Nippon Manju

Pubblicato: 14 marzo 2016 in Humor, Musica

Il Giappone è un paese meraviglioso, dove sono in grado di partorire capolavori come questo:

Ladybaby – Nippon Manju

Nippon manju

Welcome to Nippon
Welcome to Nippon

Hyakka Ryoran kawaii mono
Kosume kosupure bakubai OK
Donki bireban bikkuro konbini
Doko mo anshin anzen nan desu

Kyoto Tokyo goju no tawaa (yoisho!)
Kobe Osaka Taiyou Tawaa (wasshoi!)
Fuji Asahiyama safari paaku (yossha!)
Nippon zenkoku kawaii gaaru (ohamohamo!)

Aisukuriimu sukuriimu
Shinhatsubai nanoni urigire dai
Pan ga nai nara keeki de
Sou da odango ga nai nara omanjuu

Dougo Ginzan Atami onsen (ii jan!)
Touya Akanko Arima onsen (ee yan!)
I know you know kanou
senshitsu senisoushitsu
Heiwa

Enjoy saa enjoy
Nipponsei no bunka wo tanoshinde ne ajiwatte ne
Chika kara teppen made aishite ne
Nanchatte nante ganbatteiru uchi ni
Senpai mo honmono mo honke mo ganso mo koechatteku no

Anime nuudoru aidoru aikon
Biifu baagaa chokoleto

Amasugiru dake ja akirarechau no
Nakami ni wa chanto man ga anno
Banira no matsuri pinku no paatii
Yurufuwa na kyara no pakkeeji

Nagoya Fukuoka Sukaitsurii Tawa (Poppu!)
Sapporo Kinjito Koukoku Tawa (LADYBABY de)
Omotesando gyouretsu desu (mou iccho!)
Nippon seifuku chou kawaii gaaru

Enjoy saa enjoy
Nipponsei no bunka wo tanoshinde ne ajiwatte ne
Chika kara teppen made aishite ne
Nanchatte nante ganbatteiru uchi ni
Senpai mo honmono mo honke mo ganso mo koechatteku no

Kamera chikatetsu toire hiiro
Kuruma saihou LED

Nippon guu asobi ni oide
Nippon guu welcome oide
Nippon guu lollipop kyandi
Nippon guu guu choki paa choki
Piisu

:::::Guitar Solo:::::

Enjoy saa enjoy
Nipponsei no bunka wo tanoshinde ne ajiwatte ne
Chika kara teppen made aishite ne
Genki ga nainda sonna toki mo sumairu de
Kasegunda tamerunda ninki to gaika to sokojikara

Nippon no yosa tsumekonda manju wo
Omiyage ni tsuretette ne
Sora koe umi koe sekaiju
Nanchatte nante ganbatteiru uchi ni
Senpai mo honmono mo honke mo ganso mo koechatteku no

Anime nuudoru aidoru aikon
Biifu baagaa chokoleto (oishii jan)
Kamera chikatetsu toire hiiro
Kuruma saihou LED (zanshin jan)
Anime nuudoru aidoru aikon
Biifu baagaa chokoleto (saikou jan)
Kamera chikatetsu toire hiiro
Kuruma saihou LED

Christmas Carol

Pubblicato: 25 dicembre 2015 in Musica, Satira Religiosa

Senza dilungarsi troppo in ciance, Buon Nasale a tutti

Christmas Carol

Rasputin

Pubblicato: 1 settembre 2015 in Metallizzazione, Musica

A distanza di oltre due anni torniamo con la rubrica Metallizzazione. Stavolta la vittima è il gruppo Boney M, divenuto famoso per Daddy Cool.

Boney M. – Versione Originale

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia’s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she’d heard the things he’d done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

“This man’s just got to go!” declared his enemies
But the ladies begged “Don’t you try to do it, please”
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they’re not to blame
“Come to visit us” they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia’s greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said “I feel fine”

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn’t quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia’s greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

(Spoken:) Oh, those Russians…

Turisas – Versione Folk Metal

 

Ten Seconds Song

Pubblicato: 21 luglio 2015 in Musica

Curiosi di sapere come suonerebbe un brano dei Linkin Park reinterpretato da Korn, Queen o Boys II Men?
Ecco la risposta:

Ylvis

Pubblicato: 31 gennaio 2014 in Humor, Musica

Una coppia di geni. Non c’è altro modo per definire questi musicisti di origine norvegese che ha realizzato dei videoclip musicali… su cui non anticipo nulla per evitare spoiler. Buona Visione!

Grande ritorno di un uomo imbarazzante (Matteo Montesi) reso celebre da un genio del male (Christian Ice):

In questo panorama politico così confuso, dove le nostre speranze ormai non trovano più rifugio, ecco spuntare chi può davvero cambiare l’Italia:
Feudalesimo e Libertà.
Il carisma e l’onestà di questo gruppo ha convinto perfino i celeberrimi Nanowar of Steel a realizzarne l’inno ufficiale:

Feudalesimo e Libertà – Inno Ufficiale

Contra codesta epoca obscura,
Pronti a pugnar sine paura
Da Acquisgrana scendiamo al galoppo
Marciando collo scudo et collo stocco

Taccian le zuffe elettorali
Al rogo vadan li tribunali
La nostra lex est l’imperatore
Homo de fide, et homo d’onore

ALLA PUGNA!! ALLA PUGNA!!
Contra lo feroce Saladino
ALLA GOGNA!! ALLA GOGNA!!
Puniam lo satanasso saracino

RIT:
FEUDALESIMO ET LIBERTA’,
NOVA EPOCA D’ORO SARA
RIEMPIAM DI CERVOGIA I BOCCALI,
CHE LO VOLGO UN SOVRANO RIAVRA’

FEUDALESIMO E LIBERTA’
SIATE LESTI AT IURAR FEDELTA’
LA VITTORIA EST VICINA, SODALI
MA LA PUGNA GIAMMAI MANCHERA

Si aboliscan li rimborsi elettorali
Si ripristino li dazi imperiali
Al lavoro si torni col destriero
SI TOLGA L IMU SUL PRIMO MANIERO

Contro lo selvaggio inurbamento
Si proceda verso l’incastellamento
Si procacci l’energia dalli mulini
At laboro anche dame et bambini

ALLA PUGNA!! ALLA PUGNA!!
Si marci colli lanzichenecchi
ALLA GOGNA ALLA GOGNA!!
Al rogo i tecnologici apparecchi!

[RIT]

Uno die alla tua prole, anche tu potrai favellar
Le gesta dello imperatore, co ‘ste siddolci parole
Lo amerai, et ringratierai, per averti dato l’onore
De laborar alla sua gleba, ogne die sedici ore!

TEMPRIAMO L’ACCIAIO, AFFILIAMO LE SPADE
SCACCIAM L’INEMICO DA QUESTE CONTRADE
CALZIAM LI GAMBALI, SELLIAM LO DESTRIERO
VITTORIA EST VICINA DAVVERO!!!

Lo kebbabbo non devi manducare
Lo saladino potresti finanziare
Tema lo villico la nostra sententia
Se t’acciuffam non est cumcidentia

Ius primae noctis, boia et corvee
Es la solution che fa per te
Lo feudalesimo est lo novo che avanza
TREMATE PERCHE’ PUGNEREMO AD OLTRANZA

ALLA PUGNA!! ALLA PUGNA!!
Pugnate, pugnate et pugnate
ALLA GOGNA!! ALLA GOGNA!!
Gognate, gognate et gognate!!!

A proposito della porta sul retro…

Garfunkel & Oates – Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus

All my life I’ve been good
Do what my mom and dad and god say I should
Go to church and bible school to live by god’s rule
So whatever people tell me that the Bible tells me, I will do
Walk the halls of my school with my purity ring
Unlike those other girls, I’ve got my morals in check
It was easy to do till I got a boyfriend
And pardon my French, but he’s cute as heck
And I made a pact
To keep my hymen intact
And Jesus and I are tight
Never learned about the birds and bees
I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees
Because the Bible says premarital sex is wrong
But Jason says that guys can’t wait that long
And I don’t want to lose him
To someone who’ll do him
I need to figure something out
Well, there’s a loophole in the scripture that works really well
So I can get him off without going to hell
It’s my hail Mary full of grace
In Jesus’ name, we go to fifth base
Oh, thank you for making me holy
And thank you for giving me holes to choose from
And since I’m not a godless whore
He’ll have to come in the back door
Therefore
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good lord would want it that way
It’s the sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization
It’s just between you and me
Because everyone knows it’s the sex that God can’t see
It’s hard to be as pure as me
To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity
To wait until my marriage bed
To give my husband my unsullied maidenhead
So take your cock out
Shove it in my ass
Fuck me until you come
Oops!
I mean let’s join our souls
And unite our bodies
And fly with the wings of God
Whatever you do, don’t touch my clitoris
If you ring Satan’s doorbell, God can’t ignore this
And no prophylactics when you put it in
Because birth control’s for sluts, and it’s a sin
I’ve emptied my bowels
And laid out the towels
I’m ready for romance
I’m praying to the power that’s the highest
But of all of my holes, this one’s the driest
And we can’t procreate if we anally copulate
And God’s OK with sodomy, but only if you’re straight
And I’m staying pure no matter what
So I’m OK with everything but
Everything but
Everything butt
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good lord would want it that way
Give me that sweet sensation of throbbing rationalization
It’s just between you and me
Because everyone knows it’s the sex that God can’t see
I do whatever the Bible tells me to
Except for the parts that I choose to ignore
Because they’re unrealistic and inconvenient
But the rest, I live by for sure
So let’s not talk about how the good book
Bans shellfish, polyester and divorce
And how it condones slavery and killing gays
Because those parts don’t count of course
Let’s cherry pick the part about losing my cherry
And ? for ambiguities and omissions
And circumvent any real sacrifice
And still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions
And don’t you dare question my convictions
And don’t look closely at the contradictions
Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion
And have faith in its complete jurisdiction
It’s the only way to measure if you’re good or not
And when you’re in a debate, just say to have faith
Because when up against logic it’s the only card you’ve got
So close your eyes
Take a deep breath
And
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good lord would want it that way
Give me that sweet sensation of irrational rationalization
It’s just between you and me
Because everyone knows it’s the sex that God can’t see
Yeah, my chastity belt has locks
So sometimes you need to think outside the box

Mostri del Tubo

Pubblicato: 7 maggio 2013 in Musica, Satira Religiosa

Sempre a proposito dell’abbandono del pontificato, Christianice l’aveva previsto (con oltre un anno di anticipo):

Papa Ratzinger – Mostri del Tubo

4 Chords

Pubblicato: 28 dicembre 2012 in Musica

Torniamo ancora una volta OT rispetto al classico tema del blog.
I simpaticissimi Axis Of Awesome, che conoscevo per l’ottima WWJD, ci dimostrano con questo medley che, a volte, per avere successo nel pop, basta comporre brani con 4 semplici accordi. Il risultato è molto “catchy”.

The Axis of Awesome – 4 Chords